Boo!

I just came home from picking Cameron up at kindergarten and the teacher sent home the "Christmas cookbook" the class put together as a gift for parents. Reading through all the kids favorite "recipes" is a hoot... but... even thought I'm a tad biased, Cameron's has to be the best. Most of them read along the lines of "go to Costco, buy the chicken nuggets, put them in the microwave, and eat", etc... here's my son's:

Go to the forest and hide behind a tree. When a turkey comes by, jump out and frighten him to death. Take him home and cook him in the oven for 15 minutes. Take it out, put it on a tray and serve it with cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie.